im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
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im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
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I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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