Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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