i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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