ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
It's just like the Real World with babies
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
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