Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
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He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
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He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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