So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
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i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
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Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
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