and you said cock pushups were impossible
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
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