The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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