when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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