fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
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