the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
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Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
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I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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