Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
She even gives head with a lisp.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
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