Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
tell me about the eggs
Randomize
