Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
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