will power is for people who don't want to get laid
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
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It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
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When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
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