FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
Santa Claus winked at me two tables over at the Chinese place tonight I was almost afraid he knew "getting laid" was my Christmas wish
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
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