so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
On second thought, is it weird that I scheduled a surgery that determines my fertility around lingerie football night? I might have fucked up priorities.
Absolutely not. I would have done the exact same thing.
Send help, water and tortillas.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
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