does your mom think i'm crazy? i just realized i played both the gay dad and the ex-jew card tonight. i blame the wine
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
25 People Confess What They Really Think When They See An Obese Person
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
21 Disappointing Confessions From Teenage Fathers
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.