I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?