I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
21 Distraught People Found Out They Had An STD
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
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He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...