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  I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.

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• (727): View more from Florida

  You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you

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• (312): View more from Illinois

  You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.

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