How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
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Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
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Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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