The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
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