Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
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she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
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He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
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