Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
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