is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
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