Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
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Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
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stoners and superglue do NOT mix
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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