Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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