He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
God, I missed his penis.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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