You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
Michael Bay diarrhea
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
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