Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
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