quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
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