Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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