Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
he puts the penis in happiness.
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
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I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
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I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
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