when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
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