The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
I've blown a few things in my day
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
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