While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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