Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
