I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
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