nut hugger
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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