is wine microwaveable?
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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