Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
Two words: nipple clamps
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