it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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