life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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