I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
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Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
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Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
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