Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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