So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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