Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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