No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
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Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
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it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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