M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
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so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
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Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
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