I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
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Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
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Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
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