Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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