Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
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