Dual....:-)
literally had 100 drinks last night.
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
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so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
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You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
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