Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
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If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
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Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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